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>Screaming quietly into the void

@themorbidoptimist-blog / themorbidoptimist-blog.tumblr.com

She/Her / Lesbian / 24 / USA
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He was an activist who inspired millions to fight for their rights. He knew what was wrong with our country and risked his life to help his people achieve equality.  In the society where black were treated like animal he did everything possible to change this. His brave soul, his will and courage changed the history of America , changed the people. He made us believe we can win this war. He payed for it with his life. He will always be remembered.

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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

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Which do you prefer?

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

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ziamdynasty

a wholesome post thank u

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shrineart

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

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aud8

@katkonstant both are beautiful lol

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To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

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tharook

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

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solarine

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

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(Audio Transcript:)

GA: Dave I’ve already Told You What I Know

GA: Which Admittedly Isn’t Much

TG: this is fucking-

GA: But I Can Lead You To Someone Who Knows More

GA: If You Want

TG: you mean the proxy?

GA: Yes.

TG: ...

GA: She’s The One Who Lead Your Brother To The Gauntlet After all

TG: hot dog

TG: hit me up kan

GA: For Your Safety, I Think I should Accompany You

TG: that would be ben stellar, thanks   

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