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Community Label: Mature: Violence
studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.
Community Label: Mature
Violence
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Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*
Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?
Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.
Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-
Me: They're fucking.
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .
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i appreciate the imagery of sleeping with a weapon under your pillow but with my sleeping habits that thing is going to need a seatbelt to stay put where i left it
going to bed with a gun under my pillow and when i wake up the next morning i've somehow managed to perfectly disassemble it and lay out the parts neatly beside me with my movements while unconscious
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Exciting adventures happening at 3 am when I walk back home from work
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Feel free to describe the scenery for any of the above answers
#i have ''''opinions'''' on this godforsaken country#i was told to wait for spring and summer to change my mind and that i'm biased coming from the previous country i was in#alas work is work#just thinking about maybe doing an extra two years here gives me the heeby jeebies but the salary and experience are good can't ignore that#just have to tough it out
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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Cause My Insides are Red
And Yours are Too
it's the end of april it's 10pm and dusk has just ended what will i have to do in june when there's still gonna be light at this hour just crack my head against the wall to go to sleep or what
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It may have been inscrutable to you but once we began to scrute it it was very quickly scrote
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through