I feel like episode 2 of The Positively Paranormal Podcast is going to be better than the first, and considerably longer next time. Its my first ever podcast.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
@laughing-llama Yes, yes I did.
Why is this?
How come its OK for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaws to eat people but when i do it I'm the 'Antichrist' and need an 'exorcism'?
2016 resolutions
1. Join a theatre group. 2. Give up soda 3. Lose a little weight (I'm not going over board. I'm a dancer and my partner can't lift me.) 4. Own a Welcome to Night Vale Lab Coat. 5. Earn some money/ Get a job 6.Be done with this girls' bullshit.
i love the term “experiment” when used in the context of sexuality because it sounds so official and educational
“i’m going to suck a dick… for science”
Awwww. My wittle Carlos. Remember kids: Its fooling around if you dont write it down. Of you write it down it is SCIENCE
you know you’ve listened to wtnv too much when you shout “HI FACELESS OLD WOMAN, I’M HOME FROM SCHOOL” when entering your house after walking home from school
I do this
Just drew a cloud with the words all hail under in in window fog. Winder what the neighborhood will think
Is batman a furry
☑ has an alter-ego based around animals☑ has an animal costume☑ knows a bunch of other people with animal costumes☑ has had relationships with these other animal costumed people☑ deeply in character a lot☑ hides his character from his professional life☑ insists people to refer to him by character name and not real name☑ lots of drama with other costumed animal people
i mean…
How this girl on the bus thinks I behave.
Humans/ Minions
It what i shall call you all.
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-The Professor
STOP RUINING DW FOR ME TENNANT.
I havent ridden this bus very long
And i was trying out my long exposure app i got fairly recently. So i held it up to my sister across the aisle and some little bitch said. "You shouldn't be videoing someone without their permission." Now. This chick was younger than me and everything. So i had to restrain myself. And i said "Darlin this is my sister and i will do as i please" and turned back around and she then said to her friend (rather loudly) "she shouldn't call me darlin." Now folks. I havent been on my meds recently and i felt like i was gonna murder her because i am not about to put up with some two year old trying to be my boss. On the bright side. Im on wattpad! Phangirlnumber42 if anyone cares. Ta ta darlings.
Proof of Time Travel
Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.
1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.
2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?
3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.
4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.
5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.
I AM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS
You missed the best one! The Abydos Helicopter
This scares the shit out of me
Yasssss
Otter omg
Otters are puppies of the sea.
tinyscoundrel HOLLY
I am otter
Guys! Its Benedict Cumberbatch!
#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment
#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall