Whoever designed this Pallas’s Cat pillow, I salute you.

I can now have my very own angry orb.

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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

like this

Cats are great for when you want a little freak to slink around your house

runs around this guy until it poofs and i get a blue coin idgaf

oh my god....

she's so cool......

reconstruction and plan of the Necropolis Complex of King Djoser (ca. 2630–2611 BCE) at Saqqara, Necropolis of Memphis (in the I nome of Lower Egypt)

One of these will be placed on every street in America. Because of woke.

Had a very erotic morning trying to figure out what's going wrong with this girl

What I would give for several hours alone for cable management

I got the several hours alone, and would you believe they paid me for it

I love her

Look look look!!!

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

I am completely fascinated by this abandoned home some urban explorers came across in Belgium. It’s covered in moss, which only adds to its charm, but look at the Plexiglas sunroom. 

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The Far Side for Monday May 13.

storebought is fine if you want, but you are encouraged to make something yourself! share what you're bringing in the tags :3

please we can't all be bringing baked goods

Veggie plate. You wanna make people happy at any party? Bring a veggie plate. No one wants to be the stick in the mud who brings health food to a party but once it’s THERE, everyone gravitates to it, like ‘oooh carrot sticks dipped in ranch.’ This is especially true of college potlucks where the majority of people are gonna be bringing cookies, chips, pizza, or booze. Veggie plate. Instant party improver and at most parties it’s the one thing nobody thinks to bring. VEGGIE. PLATE.