Am I Right Fellas

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

Have you seen fossilised crabs. They're hilarious they literally do just

Straight up they are just fully there. Shellfish are really fun like that, i have a shrimp fossil in my collection that's like. Yeah it's just 100% a shrimp, legs and antennae and all. When your skeleton is on the outside, it means your outside fossilises really well.

Watching this forever goodbye

WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

bah, nasty little things.

The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.

Transgender cringe moment (hysterical edition): soaps with holes so men can fuck them give me dysphoria

I know i’m a man because if i woke up tomorrow with a penis i would absolutely fuck soap literally immediately it is my biggest want in the world to put my dick in a soaphole.

You could throw a plate across the room and a man would fuck it before it lands and i know because i’m that man

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

Red Bed

Redemption

men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it

women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

this isnt true lmao

??? i made this post based on my own experiences using both idk what to fucking tell you man

do you think i lied about gross shit in public restrooms for clout

girl help im getting accused of lying and hating women because of my peepee poopoo post

Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god