sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
- the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
- the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
- the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
- a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
- sexy pirate