If someone had told you on April 1st, 2019, that a year later the entire world be locked down with thousands dead, you would’ve thought they were bad at April Fool jokes.
We’re only halfway to the goal. Spread the word! You’ll get a free game if you participate!
Woah. Okay, so I originally planned for a 10 or so minute sketch. Almost an hour later I have this result-
It’s that time again
Your future husband/wife is probably out there telling their current SO that they’ll be together forever.
Howdy!
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before
Console-free Camping
If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry
If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey
If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks
If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis
If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein
If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator
If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia
If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake
If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour
If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff
If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu
If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding
If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer
If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee
If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon
If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman
If you like playing Bioshock, then try Dark Life by Kat Falls
If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre
If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks
If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore
If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil
If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson
If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells
If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken
If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander
If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
This is amazing!!
I have to reblog for two reasons:
1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.
2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius.
The last one made my day.
Team RWBY
dressed as their voice actors! (my twitter just exploded when barbara and arryn retweeted them) original post (as always) in my twitter: https://twitter.com/Mikururun
Steph is my literal wife, sorry I don’t make the rules
After yesterday’s AMA with Steph’s VA Katy Bentz, we found it only fitting to dedicate today’s #FanArtFriday to this incredible Steph cosplay by @murpcat!
Cosplay goals! I would love to do this cosplay!
everyone get out. get the fuck out. twitter is over. no one needs to tweet ever again. no tweet will ever reach the same level of accurate shitposting as this.
Unvaccinated children are just organic humans with a shorter shelf life.
I currently own 26 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.
I currently own 16 Tumblcoins, the future of meme currency.