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Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
- "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
- "Drop. Your. Sword."
- "Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something."
- "I am not left handed."
- "As you wish."
- "I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing."
- "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
- "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
- "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today."
- "Have fun storming the castle."
- "There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
- "Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."
- "Have you ever considered piracy?"
- "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
- "Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."
- "You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."
- "You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you."
- "You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die."
- "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
- "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist."
- "You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."
- "You killed my love."
- "It’s possible. I kill a lot of people."
- "I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
- "No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____."
- "I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast."
- "Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it."
- "Is this a kissing book?"
- "A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"
- "I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped."
- "There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
- "Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up."
- "Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."
- "There will be blood tonight!"
- "That is the sound of ultimate suffering."
- "Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me."
- "I challenge you to a battle of wits."
- "You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
- "Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"
- "She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out."
- "You can die too for all I care!"
- "So I’m here till I die?"
- "I can cope with torture."
- "I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."
- "That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies."
- "I will never love again."
- "You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!"
- "To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
- "Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!"
- "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
- "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."
- "I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself."
- "I just work for ____ to pay the bills."
- "It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise."
- "I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive."
- "Stop saying that!"
