the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

Unmarried person spotted.

you seem straight 

the 8th deadly sin, gaming

gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment) gaming is not the 8th sin, it’s all of them

holy shit… signal boost

is germany okay

oh scheiße

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

calling in thicc today

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

omens

Without corporate blogs none of you would know when to stop running memes into the ground

corporate blogs are the meme carnivores that keep the population in check. a detestable yet essential part of the meme ecosystem

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

what

*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

dude are we talking horses

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

evidence suggests that I am too tired for this shit

I hate you.

every time this goes around I age 10 years