ass shots for all

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

this implies cindrella is straight man

c-

cinderella!?

what is the january mood?

putting lettuce in your pussy

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

CRUELLA 2021 | dir. Craig Gillespie

me #can’t believe this movie is from 1998

It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.

in mainstream media tho?

It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.

nah, this is a big deal for a kid’s film y’all are just pretentious lol

What do you think pretentious means.

Rugrats came out in 1991. They had an episode where masc feminist Betty breastfed her kids on tv before the movie came out. This Betty, who was born in the 50s:

“let’s not do any gender stereotyping” do you guys seriously think nobody talked about gender and stereotypes in the 90s, of all times. The person saying this is a neurotic chronic worrywart. A staple mom character of the time. This was normal.

callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

no price too high for luxury

Ripley's don't believe it

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth