Happy First Day of Inktober yall!

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

a thing: exists

me: hm. ok

same thing: is heart shaped

me: oh shit. ohgh fuck .

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

Time for some Red Dead Redemption 2 VR

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

why would u do that to your mouth

jesus was a gamer

how

died in a t pose

respawned

Winnie the Pooh-  Pooh Bear’s Pussy Poppin’ Pasta

“Oh Bother…” - Pooh Bear

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

HOW TO MAKE IT

Follow for more Magical Budget-Friendly Disney Recipes

im sorry pooh bear’s what now

I’m sorry, there’s poster paint in this?????

why is this pasta

rare

rare pt.2

boi do I have a treat for u

rare pt.3: curse revealed

@teathattast rare prt.4: fat cat revealed

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

huggable boy!..

was not sure at first what to think of this wild roomba but he turned out to be a very frendlé neighbor