BEHOLD, THE BIG STETSON

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

U ever have any container or appliance that you only ever put water inside you catch yourself thinking 'i only put water in this so I won't need to clean it very often'. That is the devil talking. Clean it. Or you will summon the Ooze.

sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

task manager kill this man

ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched programme

European Honey Buzzard

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

It’s a trap!

mimic

someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine