*having sex with the lights off*

person: i can’t find the hole

me: 

delete that

Lmao

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

#i was surprised this didnt end in some sort of murder #i’ve been on tumblr too long

“Ye”

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

these. by the thousands.

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

“mary i know ur only half a virgin” “fuck off gabriel”

Oh God, that’s terrifying…

Harsh…

her health bar is enormous

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂