challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
Having gay parents must be horrible
I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”
These are the kind of gay jokes that are funny.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Thats totally me
More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One
*sees kylo rens face* “okay but theres no resemblance to his his family wtf” *sees kylo ren acting like a little bitch* “what nvm suddenly i see the anakin”
this is the good luck tanaka
reblog in the next 15 seconds for the best luck of your life
Tanaka pls
ur either a space gay, a forest gay or an ocean gay
signs as types of gays:
space gay: gemini, virgo, scorpio, aquarius
forest gay: taurus, cancer, libra, capricorn
ocean gay: aries, leo, sagittarius, pisces
Let em rip
This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.
100%
Other fun things to do:
Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first
Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”
Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)
The manic laughter
The best part is, you don’t hear any other voices on this recording. This is a person who is alone doing this.
The tweets are strong with this one (x)
Happy New Year!
Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine
the avengers + instagram [pt. 1]
I wonder who’s cutting me off for 2016
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too