not necessarily a title but instead of saying “ladies and gentlemen” i generally like to say “friends and associates” or if youre unsure where everyones loyalties lie you can throw in a “friends associates and enemies” to keep it spicy and inclusive
*slams fists on table* make !! my !! decisions !!! for !!! me !!!!
me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
does anyone have clothing suggestions for an aspirational butch on a budget who is 5′4′’ and wants to look like a very masculine woman from one angle and a sensual snake man from another. I want to look butch but emphasizing the titties. I want to look like a sneering 1950s greaser who makes other men uncomfortable with my delicate beauty. I don’t want to look genderless so much as genderfull. I want to look in such a way that every aspect of my outfit seems gender nonconforming but they’re all nonconforming to different genders. I want to look like the Fab Five gave a makeover to a butch lesbian, and I am not the person being made over, I am the Expert Butch that they pretend they’ve known for a long time and I teach her how to walk good. I want to periodically be described not as feminine but effeminate. I want to be a walking gender studies project. I want to be that part in a Shakespeare play where a boy acting as a girl acts like a boy who inadvertently seduces all the girls. I have fifteen dollars and big dreams
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Mr. ‘I’m not cute’ being cute & handsome
dami + gf looks
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“People call it love, but I’ll be calling you” is such a line that did not get the appreciation it deserved thanks mark lee you absolute cheese ball
idols do a lot of relatable things, but jihoon staying in his room by himself, perfectly content, literally all day, on his phone, listening to music, ordering food, then acting all tired under the covers when other ppl came in, is The Most Relatable thing I’ve ever seen anyone do ever