Did you know it’s far easier to convince ladies to not eat Tide Pods, but it’s harder to deter gents?

Gun control debate in less than 100 characters

I love how everyone says “Bomb!” and then there’s garrus..

on youtube someone said “That’s cause Garrus has been around with Shepard since the beginning, for everyone else it’s a bomb, for Garrus it’s Tuesday.“

THIS IS HONESTLY THE FUNNIEST THING FOR ME ASDFGHJKL

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

when i find myself in times of trouble

jeff “joker” moreau comes to me

speaking words of wisdom,

“shit. shit shit shit. what the shit.”

Read to the end, you should.

Revealed, the power of meta-fiction will be.

Tears for Yoda, you might. Found this on Mother of All Nerds, I did.

what the fuck

That fucked me up man.

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

WHAT

The pale blue dot

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I ’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.

Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’ ‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy. The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’ No thanks, I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’ Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?’ Leroy said, ’ I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!’