People who think nick carter killed his brother are stupid as fuck and nick didn't rape anyone you stupid fucking assholes get a life for real

- Zayn Malik, at least once.

Me being loaded with work, unable to go watch Wakanda Forever, reading reviews and seeing people freak out over the movie: Ain’t nothing but a heartache

The Cullens around Christmas

Carlisle: best gift-giver (re: the island), worst to buy gifts for. Ends up with 7 scarves and a book he already owns but is nonetheless grateful and appreciative his family members thought of him

Bella: vicariously living the childhood Christmas of her dreams through Nessie. Buys matching family onesies, takes Ness to every mall Santa in the tri-state area, projects Christmas movies on the side of the Cullen house which they watch from the cozy blanket-and-pillow-covered bed of the truck, she’s got it all

Edward: not his fav time of year, since his entire family is thinking about which Christmas-themed lingerie to buy their so. Grudgingly agrees to play Santa for Nessie, she recognizes him immediately and asks him for a new mommy and daddy cause her aunts and uncles dared her to. Edward breaks Esme’s “no fighting on major holidays”-rule but Rosalie gets a funny pic of him as Santa tackling Jasper so he’s forgiven

Alice: here for the aesthetic. Starts planning next year’s decorations on December 27th. Knows exactly what outfit she’ll be wearing on Christmas Eve in late March. Starts blasting Christmas songs in July

Rosalie: loves the cozy family-focused side of Christmas. Organizer of the Secret Santa, makes sure no one gets the same person twice in a row. Finds the biggest, most beautiful Christmas tree, gives everyone their own ornament to match their personality (piano for Edward, book for Carlisle, house for Esme, skirt for Alice, cowboy hat for Jasper, truck for Bella, heart for Emmett). Unofficial Cullen Christmas photographer

Jasper: participates in one (1) Christmas tradition and that is putting up the tree so he can suggest they should put Alice on top as she’s both an angel and a star. He’s been doing this for years, Emmett is already brainstorming what he should get him for the centenary of the joke everyone (except Alice) got bored of 99 years before

Esme: Christmas baking QUEEN. She doesn’t care that they don’t eat, she just wants to win the hospital’s gingerbread house competition and she does every damn year to the point where they’re talking about banning her so someone else can win for once

Emmett: wears a hat with mistletoe suspended above it, tries to get a kiss from the whole family. Edward’s the hardest to catch, but Bella helps him trick Eddie and he gets the biggest smooch

looking forward to finding out approximately what happens in the supernatural series finale through wildly out of context hysterical text posts here on tumblr dot com

Absolutely losing my shit over Lin liking this tweet by dana

MICHELE MORRONE 365 Days (2020)

Sooo

You want me to feel sorry for someone who:

 Quit NYADA because “she outgrew” it

 Quit Funny Girl because she grew tried of it

Requested by Anonymous: The relationship between Margaret and Philip.