vaporslave

new genre of music titled “wormcore”

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Just to put some context into this:

How resourceful

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron:

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

why does nutting cost so much mana

Now we’re asking the important questions

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit

This post feels like my heart

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

modern art 

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

This radiates calm

they’re in love

marina and the diamonds’ FROOT + favourite lyrics

ＧＥＮＥＳＩＳ

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?