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Topless Tuesday {Cause we all need a shirtless Elijah}
"I could’ve kept my secret a little longer if you’d kept your shirt on." She laughed softly, as his teeth let go of her lip. "I suppose if I were human you would’ve known eons ago, considering my heart would try to pound its way out of my chest every time you were around." Elena smirked shyly, her hand tracing up his shoulder, and her palm coming to rest against his cheek. Her thumb traced the lips that had just been pressed against her own, "I cannot believe I got to kiss Elijah Mikaelson, how does a girl like me get so lucky anyway."
"If I had kept my shirt on, I would not have been able to change my clothes." He countered with a small smirk, looking down at her.
A smile formed across his lips at her words, watching her with a gentle gaze. "Strange, I had not picked up on it when you were human." He said with a slight eyebrow raise.
His tongue found his bottom lip at her last sentence before he grazed his teeth across it. He pursed his lips a bit before smiling a bit broader. "You make it sound as though I were some celebrity Elena. I am, just a man. Who, happens to be over a thousand years old." He said the last part rather,matter of factly.
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To say she was shocked would be an understatement, so shocked it completely slipped her mind to kiss him back, but only for the moment. Once she realized what was happening she didn’t think her body would let her kiss back any faster. Elena could not believe this was happening, to her of all people. She’d been in and out of it with Stefan and Damon when the person she really wanted was always just out of reach, until now.
The young vampire took it slow, her lips tentative against his. Sure she’d wanted this, but she couldn’t rush things in her excitement. She wrapped her hand shyly around his neck, standing on tip-toe so he wouldn’t have to crane his neck. God it was more than everything she’d imagined it to be. His lips were perfect against her’s, and she didn’t clumsily bite him so it was in the clear, to her at least, that this was meant to happen.
Slowly she pulled away, her eyes opening, and her hand falling to his shoulder, as she looked at him, her lip tucked between her teeth and an even brighter blush on her features. ”Guess I’m really bad at having a secret crush aren’t i?”
Elijah couldn't hold back the smile that graced his lips at Elena's words. His head tilted slightly to one side looking down at her. "I would, have to say, no, to that Elena. However, I am grateful you did express how you were feeling." He teased lightly before giving her bottom lip a slight nip between his front teeth.
Name: Elijah David Bond Age: 33 Birthplace: London, England Hometown: Paris, France Father: James Bond: Former MI6 operative. Deceased 1986 Mother: Persia Fleur: Former French Intelligence operative. Deceased 1993
History:
Elijah was born in England, his mother having been there for a year long mission. Shortly after his birth he was taken care of mostly by a nanny due to both parents still working in intelligence and having to be away for long periods of time during missions. He rarely ever saw his parents, they were not together, he was a result of a short affair. When not being tended to by the nanny he was back and forth between his parents until the age of 5 when his father was killed in action during his final mission.
After the death of his father, Persia moved her and the boy back to her hometown of Paris where she enjoyed the rest of retirement. It was here that Elijah learned French and started at a private school paid for by the French government. His mother also started to date at this point, and was later married. Elijah's step father however turned out to be a drunk and a violent one at that. Elijah fought with him constantly until one day when Persia finally kicked him out, and threatened to kill him if he ever laid another hand on her son.
When he turned 12 Persia died when a drunk driver hit her crossing the street. She was in a coma for several months and Elijah used the money for his schooling to pay off her medical expenses thus dropping out of private school. At her passing he was sent to live in a boy's home in England since that was his place of birth he had been deported back.
It was around this time that Elijah started to act out, constantly getting into trouble in both the orphanage and the public school they all attended. At the age of fourteen he was sent to juvenile detention for the first time for boosting cars and racing them.
He spent the next three years in and out of JDC before finally being sent to a boot camp for ROJTC at the age of 17. It was there that he found his true calling. He took pride in his natural skills there, and a year later enlisted in the British Army.
He served two terms with the army, moving his way quickly up the ranks with his natural skills in all fields until he was noticed by his father's former employers. MI6 came to him as he was about to start his third four year term in the army and offered him a place in the agency. He accepted, not having forgotten that it was this career path that had gotten his father killed but wanting to prove that he could last longer than the old man.
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I had no idea {Closed, Mary}
Mary inhaled a slow breath when Joel looked at her like that, gazing down at her feet to avoid eye contact - whatever it had been last time, she wasn’t comfortable talking about out in the open like this. Vittoria returned to snuggling against her father just as her nanny walked into her mother’s office, clinging to her father all over again with a sad look in her eyes. The little girl squeaked and squealed at her father’s words, “I’ll have mommy put a sleeping bag and a pillow on the floor for you so you can be comfy and not be cold.”
Whatever Mary had been about to say, she had stopped herself from saying it and just smiled faintly. “246 Osler St. Apartment #2E.” Vittoria exhaled a breath, “'Tis a very nice apartment, Mommy says we don't need many rooms and that the apartment fits like my shoes - just right." That caused Mary to laugh softly as she ruffled her daughter’s hair, Rebecca chuckled a bit in the background. "That’s right baby, because no matter the size - home isn’t about the possessions you own but the people in it that make it home."
Vittoria nodded her head and looked at Joel, “Daddy - what does your home look like?" Mary snickered softly at the curious nature of their child, Rebecca made a ‘follow me’ signal for Joel to follow her out of the office. Vittoria waved at her mother while still in her father’s arms, "See you later Mommy!”
Mary blew her daughter a kiss with a small frown, “See you later chickpea!”
Joel smiled at Vittoria when she told him that she'd leave a sleeping bag for him so he'd be comfortable and warm. "Thank you sweetheart. That's very kind and thoughtful of you." He told the girl, holding her close to him as he got up.
"My place, isn't anything really special. Just, somewhere for me to sleep at night." He said softly, never really having the whole family feel going in his place. He had nodded over at Mary with a thank you when she gave him the address.
He shot Mary one last look before following the nanny out to the car. Once they were there, he squatted down beside the car, setting her on her feet. "You, be a good girl and, daddy will come see you after work okay. I promise." He said softly, lifting a hand to gently touch the tip of her nose with one finger. "I'll even, bring you a special gift okay?" He added with a smile.
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Her new and very real cat ears had perked up slightly at the call. But immediately they flattened in annoyance as Elaine narrowed her eyes at her brother, her tail flicking about behind her.
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“——Do you now? Hmm, I wouldn’t have guessed.” She gave another frown. Her eyes however now had a devious glint to them. “No——I think, I’ll ask her to make you a complete cat. That is more suitable for you brother.”
“—— Elijah shot his sister a look that clearly showed he wasn't too amused with her apparent doubt in his love for her. "Of course I do Elaine." He said, actually very serious now. He pursed his lips looking down a bit at the whole cat comment. "If it would make you feel better." He said before reaching out and petting her head, apparently, he couldn't resist.
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Her resolved to stay strong and walk away from him, the mess she had created, crumbled the moment his hand brush her skin and she nodded, feeling a few tears trickle down her face as she tried her hardest to keep them from falling. "I don't want to hurt you, Elijah.." Katherine managed before brushing away the tears and kissing him. "Forgive me...." She murmured, snapping his neck and staring down at him. It was supposed to be easy, she was supposed to run now. But her feet were rooted to the ground, eyes glued to the Original. The one she just couldn't leave...
Elijah had, just enough time to kiss her back, before he felt the sharp pain in his neck, suddenly losing consciousness and falling limply to the ground. One thing was for certain, the pain in his neck was nothing compared to the surprise he had felt at her actions. Needless to say, when he comes to, Katerina is going to be in deep trouble with the original.
{Goes to you and kisses you long and hard. Deepening the kiss and nipping on your bottom lip. Cupping your rear gently and slowly releasing you and walks away whistling} Pass this to 10 other people on the dash.
"Well, aren’t you a cunning little temptress."
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"Alright…my turn. Hmm." Katherine walked from one end of the room to the other, she plopped down on the mattress. "Hm. I want to have a threesome with you and Klaus." She bit her lip but tried to keep her best poker face on. Could he tell that she was lying?
"I somehow find that, very unlikely. I'm afraid I am going to have to call your bluff, Katerina, you can not stand Niklaus."
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You can be my savior {Closed musicofthebroken)
Arizona smiled.”Thank you. I wrote it when I was fifteen. Quite old.” She watched as Dani leaned against her.” She put her arms around her in a hug. “oh hi there Dani. you’re very nice too” she said. Arizona watched her father cook and smiled down at Danielle. “So do you want to watch Sleeping Beauty sometime with me. I own it and other Disney movies.” Danielle nodded. “Yes yes please.”
Danielle looked moved away from Arizona and looked up at her. “Zona will you sing me a song when I go to bed?” Arizona nodded. “Yes I will sing you a song when it’s bed time.” Danielle smiled again. “Do you play any instruments?” Arizona nodded. “A little bit. I’m not very good. I can play a little bit of piano and guitar.” Arizona looked at Danielle with a smile.”So you want to go see what Daddy’s cooking?” she asked. The little girl nodded and they walked into the kitchen to watch Elijah.
Elijah quietly listened as the girls spoke and looked over offering them a smile. "Hello again." He told them causing danielle to giggle. "Hi daddy. She's musical." The child said looking up at Arizona. "She's going to sing to me again tonight at bed time." She said with a broad grin.
"That's very sweet of her." Elijah said offering Arizona a smile and nodding in thanks to her. "It shouldn't take long for dinner. Just something simple tonight. Daddy's kind of tired." He explained, so that both of them would know.
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“You’re scaring me!”
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"…you want to make it up to me? Can’t really say no to that, can I, Elijah?"
"And I would never judge you. Ever. I love you. The good. The bad. And the very bad. I want all of you. I hope you feel the same— I mean, how awkward would this be if you didn’t?"
"____ "Well, I would, certainly hold it against you if you did say no to that Katerina."
{ He said giving her a broad smile. }
"There is no need to feel awkward, the feeling is most definitely mutual."
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Topless Tuesday {Cause we all need a shirtless Elijah}
She grinned faintly at his words, which broadened more as he moaned at her touch. “I’m not.” Elaine continued to say in a playful whisper, watching him now with half-lidded eyes, enjoying the sight of him rocking to her caress, and hardening to her touch. Elaine’s eyes, however, closed as she got lost in the the feeling of his lips against her neck, letting out a slow hot breath. The breath was followed by a breathy gasp as his fingers swirled around her clit.
Her hips rolled against his fingers, longing for more of his touch, biting back a small whimper as she did. Elaine focused on the movement of her hand against his length, stroking along it for a moment before her hand moved up a little to undo the button on his pants. “I am prepared for these consequences.” She murmured softly against him. Her movements halted a moment when as another soft gasp left her lips when his teeth met the flesh of her nipple, the feeling of his tongue making her shift and squirm slightly.
Her wetness began to feel overwhelming, her body ready for more than this teasing. But she tried not to elude to that fact. Slowly her movements picked up again, unzipping his pants and pushing them down a bit to allow her to reach his member. Her hand slid beyond the fabric of the boxers to slowly stroke along his full length, fingers gentle caressing him.
Elijah could feel her squirming under him. He could feel her desire in the wetness that he felt. His tongue working around her nipple, before moving to the other one. He nipped at it lightly before flicking his tongue over it letting a soft moan escape him as her hand made direct contact with his member. Moaning against her skin.
His hips rocked to her touch, sliding his finger further down sliding it inside of her once more not fully wanting to give in just yet. It was a battle between these two, a battle for dominance, one day he would win, the next she would.
He trailed his kisses back up along her collarbone, her neck, then his lips found hers once more as his thumb rolled gently over her clit. He nipped at her bottom lip before giving it a light tug. "Elaine, I love you." He whispered the words gently against her lips.
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I had no idea {Closed, Mary}
Vittoria took a moment and looked between Joel and her mom, "Are these happy tears or sad tears? Momma told me there are two kinds - which kind are these?" She nestled against her father’s chest and looked over at her mother, "Are you sad momma? Please don’t be sad. Daddy found me like you said."
Mary swallowed again and walked over slowly, leaning down to press a little kiss to the top of their daughter’s head. “Momma’s happy baby - she promises, not like last time. Really happy.” Vittoria clapped her hands with a little smile, "I like it when you’re happy." Mary chuckled and hugged her daughter a little, “I know baby - I know. Hopefully now Mommy can be happy for a long time.’
Vittoria didn’t say anything because she knew it was ‘adult business’ about why her mother had been sad before they came here, her attention returned to Joel. "Can you teach me to ride a bike?" Mary snickered softly, “Her grandmother bought her one last year and she doesn’t know how to ride it yet.” It was a bittersweet moment until there was a knock on Mary’s office door, turning around - there was a raven-haired woman wearing glasses standing there. “Oh, um - Joel - that’s Rebecca Golding. She’s Vittoria’s Nanny - Becca, this is Vittoria’s father, Joel.”
Rebecca waved a hand to them all, “Nice to meet you. Is she all ready Ms. Savarese?" Mary nodded her head, "Just give her a couple of minutes okay?" Rebecca nodded and took a seat on the couch to wait patiently. Vittoria frowned a little, "Can daddy take me to Ms. Becca’s car, Mommy? I don’t want to let go." Mary looked between the three of them while moving to put the book in her daughter’s backpack and zipped it up. “Uh, y’know what honey? I think that is an excellent idea. Yes he most certain can.” Vittoria smiled a little.
"They're happy tears sweetheart. We're happy, happy that I found you. Like your mommy promised." Joel said, at almost the precise time as Mary had. His eyes found Mary's at her words, when she said not like last time. What had she meant by that. Maybe he'd ask her about that later.
He smiled as he watched them speak, giving Mary a warm gentle gaze. He had missed seeing her, though he'd never truly admitted how he'd felt about her, he never stopped caring about her.
He nodded at Vittoria's question about teaching her to ride a bike. "I.. would love to teach you how to ride a bike sweetheart."
He looked up at the interrupter, his face suddenly becoming saddened. He hadn't wanted for this moment to end. His frown however was replaced by a smile when his little girl asked if he could take her out to the car. "I would be happy to take you out to the car. And, when I get off of work, I'll come and see you, no matter what time, okay. Even if I have to come sleep on your floor, I'll be there." He said, tapping her nose lightly as he stood up, still holding onto her. "If your mommy will tell me where you live that is." He added looking directly over at Mary now.
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"Elijah, please!" She begged, not used to saying that word. It was foreign on her tongue, tasting odd and poisonous. "I need you to let me go because if you don't, I'm only going to destroy you..." Her hands reached out on their own accord and grabbed his, holding onto them tight. "I don't want to hurt you, 'Lijah..I love you too much to hurt you like this."
"No. I am not, going to leave. I'm not leaving you Katerina, not this time. You won't destroy me, I won't let you. If you truly, love me Katerina you will cease this now." He let go of one of her hands after she took it, lifting it to her cheek. "I'm not going anywhere, you can not make me go."
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This Town Reeks (Closed. Godyourehotnowgoaway)
Katherine sat down next to her former lover, hooking her arm through his and resting her head onto his shoulder. It was different here, something she never wanted to experience again. “Well, ‘Lijah,I’m here, aren’t I? So that should count for something.”
{ Jefferson flailed, sliding to one side a bit so quickly he wound up on the grass now looking up at her. He wasn't used to good physical contact, and he still had a few cracked ribs from his fall. He winced a bit as he landed before looking up at the brunette in front of him. }
"Who are you, and why are you touching me. I don't like, strange people touching me. Stranger danger and all.. "
{ He rambled before lifting a hand to his side. One benefit of being a werewolf, he'd be healed in a few hours tops. }
"I mean, uh, don't, get me wrong, you're pretty, very pretty but, I uh still don't know you. Nope.. I would definitely remember you if we had met. HI. I'm Jefferson, or Jeff."