if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it
if you had a bad may like i did,
i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed
My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko
sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.
10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
This is a personal attack
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”
Finally
I really needed this