100% true horoscope facts
aries: sexually frustrated at everything taurus: really nice but dead inside gemini: mostly just hungry cancer: in the closet but not really leo: super gay for everyone virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks sagittarius: always boning your mom capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more aquarius: never not killing you pisces: big booty bitches