oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

i can’t stop watching this

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

Holy shit

Good to know there’s a worthwhile reason behind it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbY_bA_lYwI/

adore the moon not only when it’s full and bright. and do the same with the people you love

life is so short. love love love all you can

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

A crescent moon. My Book about Mary and Bill. 1951. 

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

messing with an older piece cause im a dumb perfectionist

horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

Also, if you don’t like jumpscares, try watching John Carpenter’s The Thing. I don’t think there’s any in the whole movie, and it’s a masterpiece of suspense and really amazing practical effects.