Mother Nature

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I am fucking crying

It’s the last few seconds that really got me crying from laughing so hard!

If Cartoon Characters Got Old by Andrew Tarusov Related: Disney Princesses in Their Old Age

gay vodka!

All vodka is gay. This vodka is especially gay which is wonderful.

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

North Indian Food Moodboard 

There is nothing this man can’t do!

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

If Bill Gates was given $1 million every day since his birth, he would only have $22.5b as opposed to $88b

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin 

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

Trump is slashing funding to public education, social safety net and domestic programs, but adding to the largest military budget in the world. And the increased funding to Homeland Security and the Veterans Administration is quietly being steered to privately owned, for-profit contractors. And Paul Ryan is eying cuts to Medicare, replacing guaranteed benefits with skimpy little vouchers that won’t cover anything. All this while planning to deregulate the healthcare insurance industry and kick 20 million newly insured people off Obamacare. All so that insurance companies can go back to limiting the healthcare you get while making huge profits off of the sick and elderly.

No matter what they say, this is what Republicans do. This is what they always do. Rob the poor and give to the rich.

“Don’t tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value.” - Joe Biden

Big cock

theyre evolving back into dinosaurs

Holy fucking cow wtf that’s an actual fucking rooster I thought it was a tiny person in a damn chicken suit tf

Foghorn Leghorn, that you bruh?

Amazing!

An angel

It’s beautiful how people with autism are typically so much more spatially advanced…my little cousin has memorized all the freeway systems in California and he’s like 9

From memory…. Let that sink in…I barely remember myself

WHAT omfg that’s so amazing!