I'm Not A Leftist. I'm Right Handed.

This is the kind of surrealist art joke I can get into.

I hate this

you ever see something on tumblr like sonic the hedgehog vore and you think to yourself…i’m gonna have to keep this a secret for the rest of my life..

You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.

this is so fucking funny

first steps

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

the tiger is small and fat

he sure is!!!

by initial talk

childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”

adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house 

Don’t call me out like this

why did they censor dril

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

the fact that c*mila c*bello litch’rally got exposed for using antiblack slurs and is somehow becoming a mainstream success isn’t surprising because she’s antiblack cuz, you know, everyone is but it’s the fact SHE CANT SING OLE GIRL CANT SING AND SHES STILL