'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

A lotta you guys use tumblr through your phones or computers … there is a brook I travel to whose small pebbles read out the posts to me, and a tree I know writes down new ones and posts the pictures. That’s how I use tumblr.

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

This gallery is irony at it’s best

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

Sam just found out about cashews

Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

I thought this was about donkey kong

if its not about donkey kong then who

This fucking cat

THUG LYFE