christmasbellsringingontv:

What’s gonna happen, a vegan is gonna physically attack me? They are basically made of glass.

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

seriously they can tell when you’ve been spiked and when it was intentional, and if you think someone gave you laced weed, describe how you are when you’re normally high if you can; so they can tell the difference. If you know you’re going to try something at a party, ALWAYS have a sober spotter. Stoned on weed AT MOST. You need someone who can function in an emergency.

Since we have our asexual orientation ring, (the black ring) my mom had the idea of having romantic orientation rings too. Originally the plan was for them to be bright colors like red and green, but it is too hard to find plain bands of those colors. So the idea is to...

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

I need asexual representation because before I knew that asexuality existed, I would get severe anxiety thinking I would one day have to consent to sex with a romantic partner in order to be loved by them.

I need asexual representation because the first time I came...

You know those little blue makeup towels they give you in mid-range hotels so you aren’t wiping concealer and lipstick all over their white hand towels? I had used the one in my room to swab up my lubey/saliva-ey crotch after a session with a client who is an enthusiastic,...

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Me:

Is this for real

Cute

this has over 5000 notes. it is a literal cake floating thru the ocean. what U all doing honestly????

okay nickie, how many times do you honestly see a cake floating in the ocean. i bet none. i dont know what youre doing, but im just appreciating the beauty of this aesthetic.