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I Frequently Perish

@itscalledacriticalhit / itscalledacriticalhit.tumblr.com

Hecate|22| PSN:Veneficaeis |She/Her
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Beau: *gets a paper cut* OW! Son of a bi-

Veth: Beau! *gestures wildly to Luc* CHILDREN!

Beau: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis-cuit…. Son of a biscuit…. that’s it.

Jester: Nice save!

Beau: Yeah, fucking nailed it.

Veth: Wh-? Beau!

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Veth: I’ve never felt so low in my life

Fjord: Well, Veth, if it means anything to you, i’m here for you

Veth: It doesn’t

Fjord:...

Jester *mouthing to Veth*: but thank you, fjord.

Veth *monotone*: But thanks, Fjord.

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Yasha: I love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. Beau got a 4.0 GPA in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap.

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Beau, to everyone other than Jester: Hey guys, wanna play a game?

Fjord: Sure. What game?

Beau: It’s called “the Nein or pastries”. I tell you things Jester has said, and you have to guess if she said it to us or pastries.

Veth: This doesn’t sound hard at all.

Beau: You sure? Quote one: “I would die for you.”

The nein:

Veth, under her breath: Fuck.

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casukaga

it was my birthday a couple days ago, so i drew self-indulgent empire sibs art for free serotonin (ref used!)

and then i projected onto beau and made it her birthday too. featuring lazily colored doodles via flat colors and gradients.

🌟 Instagram | Twitter 🌟

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Veth: I’ve never felt so low in my life

Fjord: Well, Veth, if it means anything to you, i’m here for you

Veth: It doesn’t

Fjord:...

Jester *mouthing to Veth*: but thank you, fjord.

Veth *monotone*: But thanks, Fjord.

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bixbiboom

[ID: A tweet from Mark “Sherlock” Hulmes @.sherlock_hulmes that reads: “Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!” There’s a picture attached depicting Mark seated before a decorated holiday tree. Mark is a white man with light brown slicked-back hair, blue eyes and a short, tidy beard, wearing large glasses and a black-and-white High Rollers holiday sweater stylized with patterns of d20s and tomes among snowflakes. He has a blank, semi-bored expression. /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Matthew Mercer @.matthewmercer in reply to the previous tweet that reads: “Merry and Happy to you as well, buddy!” There’s a picture attached depicting Matt, a white man with long brown hair, blue eyes and a greying beard, recreating the photo posted by Mark. He’s wearing the same sweater and posed identically in front of his own tree. /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Sam Riegel @.samriegel in reply to the previous two tweets that reads: “I improvised.” There’s a picture attached depicting Sam’s recreation of the above two photos. Sam is a white man with fading dyed-pink hair and dark regrowth, brown eyes and a greying beard. He is posed beside his holiday tree with a blank expression. He is naked, with a black-and-white printout of Mark’s picture taped to his chest. /end ID]

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jadequarze
Well, let’s start the year with them, eh? First art of the year

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