Beyoncé, Bitch

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

STILL USE A TELEPHONE WITH A CURLY CORD IN WORK!!!!

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

- Billy Joel, Vienna

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

There will never be a day when I don’t find this immensely funny

when the revolution begins and you have to shoot the fbi agent assigned to you

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

“for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying” how bout i take a nap instead

girls don’t want boys and makeup, they want security of the nhs and the end of a tory government

My mom and I somehow ended up watching rugby, and hoo boy. If you think hockey players are thick, have I got a sport for you.

I have no clue what’s going on, but I honestly don’t even care

Things I’ve learned:

LEIGH HALFPENNY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE <3

Today’s the day

he dies tomorrow

rest in peace knuckles you dead bastard

i can’t deal with him <3

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