Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

Those are her victims in the background

this is a different version of you know I had to do it to em

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

I can’t feel my butt anymore

Why don’t I feel it for you?

i literally wasnt done beating my meat but go soft i guess :/

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

when you need a credit card to join a “free” site

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

if you tryna grab my booty, kiss my neck too

anxiety