are y'all ok

too many people

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

Someone brought in a Kermit and now everyday it’s got a new type of torture. I couldn’t get everyday but it’s also been crucified and hung.

Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review

Let’s see.

tumblr: we are banning porn

me with my headphones on not listening: 

“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube

you’re not thinking big enough. time to move to target dot com product reviews.

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

I’m never gonna go through puberty. Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

kids baking competitions are amazing

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

I OWN NOTHING

nervous cadet on his first day at work