sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes
Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace
A goddess
Decadent
i’m tired of wanting to be pretty. always wondering if people think i’m pretty. curating a social media existence so everyone thinks i’m constantly pretty. i’m still not gonna post ugly selfies but y’all get my point
antoni’s response to haters on his cooking + tag yourself i’m bobby
You know you’re getting older when well-dressed stalker-murderers are no longer your type.
Art byBayilik Paneli IG: @shamekhbluwi Instagram: @artwoonz
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book [Drawing of a cat wearing sunglasses next to a caption that says “I’m way too awesome to waste my time trying to get the attention of someone who doesn’t want me. I’m amazing and plenty of people will want me.”]
Ah, such powerful, such temperamental Gods rule our island!
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
“BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Pulls Out of U.N. Human Rights Body”
justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave
9 year old me: