ugh

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

I love him

He chonk

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

x

Ariana Grande as Regina George, Torrance Shipman, Jenna Rink, and Elle Woods.

Love all my sensitive girls who make the most mundane things seem vastly more intimate and romantic

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

feast, my child