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new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

tumblr citizenship test (uquiz)

trickster gods having a dance-off

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

Second house and Your “Type”📐📏

Aries in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 1st:

You find physique to be beautiful. You adore a nice looking body and tend to gravitate towards people who are more fit or have a masculine look to them in some way. Angular features such as sharp jawlines or well defined foreheads and facial features like a striking hair style or intense brooding eyes can be quite the instinctual turn on for you. You can be a huge critic when it comes to body types and prefer a very lean or very porn star/model sort of body as Aries does rule the sexual impulse in a lesser extent so you’ll likely be in hunger of your perfect sexual ideal. In men this can show a desire for a gorgeous partner man or women but the need for a partner smaller than them will always be apparent for “domination” purposes. For women this is a desire for a more heftier or muscle build partner, one who can take control and run the show.

Taurus in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 2nd:

A sensual and curvy look can be an eye grabber for you. You love a very Roman/Greek all natural look to a person. You yourself tend to go for the more bare look with the off occasion you go for a more stand out look which always looks stunning. These people love a low maintenance look as they are often drawn to the flesh plain and simple. People who have very sensual looking bodies and or who show a lot of skin be it men who are shirtless or who have a very strong desire to wear the bare minimum when it comes to clothing or be it women who have a dress that hugs their more curvy features. They love eroticism and skin so they tend to be drawn to those with a somewhat natural and rugged beauty to them, something as raw and natural as ever. This postion actually shows someone who likes a ruffled or mangled look so long as it is clean. They can be the types to anyalze ones physical features in totality but they adore a well formed ass be it small or large they adore the booty which venus is to blame here! They likely don’t mind smaller ones but can have a strong inclination to praise ones rear.

Gemini in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 3rd:

This postion can show someone who has a night and day infatuation with physical features that can vary like the seasons. They in some cases like dainty and someone what fragile looking people! Many tend to adore the voices and the arms of another! This postion can be captivated by ones voice and normally tend to notice ones mannerisms and hand movements before anything else. Women can be drawn to men or women with strong arms and who have a vocal presence or intelligence to them. Men can be drawn to men or women with a small figure and a youthfulness to their voice. Both have a strong attraction to the way ones body movements are so usually they anyalze ones movements and responses especially when they’re feeling attracted to someone.

Cancer in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 4th:

These people tend to actually be physically drawn to the emotions of others! Both sexes love the breast and or chest area and tend to be instinctually drawn there. They tend to value you femininity and someone who exudes a lot of sensitive and emotive traits is a huge turn on for them. Someone who’s soft or has a moody nature to them can be cute as they tend to be this way themselves. Men here can be obsessed with the womanly or feminine energy and women here can be obsessed with the nurture and protecter archetype in their lovers. A need for softness and tenderness in someone’s behavior is usually what they desire and what usually draws them in on the onset.

Leo in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 5th:

These people tend to be drawn to the complexion of other people! Often the first thing they notice is features on ones skin as well as their hair! These natives can often gravitate towards people with vulmptious hair or hair that is rather bright or dark depending on aspects to their sun. Most can find a good smile or a strong body to be mesmerizing. In most cases someone with masculine features or a strong look to them can be a turn on. Eyes is another big thing here and they tend to find a fierce look in ones eyes to be breathtaking! These natives adore eyes with a different hue to them and might even themselves have eyes with a unique tint or a cat like nature. Many also like warm features or kind sun glazed tones on another! And this is Leo here so these natives can really love complexions that are deep in nature!(this can be of any race so don’t look to deep into it aha! They just tend to adore rich skin types be it dark skin/olive/ruddy and so on)

Virgo in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 6th:

These natives much like Gemini can love a small or petite like figure! But unlike Gemini they don’t swing back and forth between what and how they like there body types. They can be drawn to men or women who have a healthy but fragile frame to them. A sort of lean yet healthy muscle look can be a turn on to them! This is an earth sign so a desire for a more earthy look can be present, so a sort of roughness or lofty body and face can draw them in. In most cases these natives are lovers of abs or a well defined belly as Virgo rules the stomache in a secondary fashion beneath cancer. So a well defined stomache to V-line area can be a biggie. This is also the sign of cleanliness and even to some extent perfection and routine so these natives may also be drawn to someone with a put together energy and who seems like they have their shit together. The same runs true for mannerisms! They value someone with a concise and rather steady body movement.

Libra in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 7th:

These natives can find curvy or even stereotypically beautiful/drop dead gorgeous people attractive. They adore beauty in every shape of the form and are a bit more picky than Taurus when it comes to what “beauty” stands for. In most cases they can be drawn to bone structures or sensual Bodies with an Arian sort of build. These natives can also adore thicc or beefy men or vulumptious/Greek era like women. The desire for a healthy yet fleshy look runs here. They can swing between lean and mean or big and juicy at th drop of the hat and in a sense find either of the two body types to be delicious. They normally even more so than Taurus loveee some thighs and ass. So they’ll likely notice those features before all else and once again much like Taurus here wether someone is packing a small booty or a big one they don’t care so long as they can grab it! And rub it to their hearts content! These natives tend to be drawn to all types of rears but much like Aries they love a sexual looking body.

Scorpio in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 8th:

These natives are often drawn to people with a more hidden look to them! This look can consist of anything ranging from hats/shades/ponchos or even all dark attire! They are usually drawn to people that have something about them that is hard to figure out. People who wear ripped jeans or even subtle yet revealing clothing can be a turn on as it creates a feeling of having a taste yet being teased to the final product. Eye shadow or facial scars can also draw them in as they love stuff that has a bit of a darker or mysterious look to it. In most cases these natives tend to gravitate towards people with darker features or tints to their hair. They usually much like Aries love intense looks to the eyes of people with a blank or detached look about them. Since Scorpio does rule the genitals these natives can be a bit of a curious George when it come to the crotch region! Especially the girls! They both can naturally be drawn to the private areas of other people(with no harm intended of course) but they tend to be the types to be more curious about ones groins than most.

Sagittarius in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 9th:

If Gemini loves the arms you can only imagine their sister Sign is obsessed with the legs of others! One of the first things these natives notice on a person is their thighs and legs and usually find themselves deeply attracted to someone with beautiful legs or well defined legs. These people can be highly attracted to thic thighs and or people who are highly physical in nature. These can include runners/athletes or soccer players and so on! They adore people who have a sort of physical rigor to how they present themlseves and even more so those with a tomboyish or highly attuned nature esq personality. They love people with a sort of combative yet earthy vibe to them which is often shown in how they carry themselves! Via scars, tattoos, or even just ripped clothes that look worn out! Many of these types can go for the rockers or punk kids due to how they like people with a grime sort of aesthetic.

Capricorn in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 10th:

These natives can be drawn to people with a well defined or sort of angular look to their body! This can include a strong bone structure or a portrait like build. Many of these people adore very unique and otherworldly looks such as low hanging eyes or sort of gloomy yet frail looking bodies! Many can find veins or just mortality itself attractive! Older looking people or even people with a more refined or aged wine sort of figure tend to be very enticing to them. Capricorn is Father Time and often these natives find themselves drawn to people who have very serious features such as low smiles and cold eyes or even those with very heavy and weighted mannerisms. In most cases people with ages features like strands of grey and even silver undertones in parts of the hair can be attractive to them. Many tend to like somber and rather drull faces while the latter enjoy more studious and distracted looking people who might have their eyes on a bigger picture so to speak. Many can like big strong men or men with a bit of a chip on their shoulder while others can like women with a coldness to the way the move, a sort of noir gal. Cigarettes or tattoos can be sexy to these people as well.

Aquarius in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 11th:

People with unique features can be hugely sexy to them! This can range from spontaneous hair colors or hazel/blue/grey and so on eye colors. They can adore freckles or things like beauty marks. They tend to really have an open minded attraction to many different bodily figures but more so it can be that they value a sort of newness and electric feel in how others present themselves wether it’s a vintage look or something that’s out of a terminator movie. Leather and jean jackets can be petty sexy to them as well as anything tight or latex. In most cases the women and men can like tall people or people who have a spacey look to them. Anything ranging from body or face piercings or even anything as modest as just having glossy nails! They pretty much like anything and everything so long as it’s got a tinge of that “wtf” factor.(but this also depends on aspects to Uranus and its house)

Pisces in the 2nd house or 2nd house lord in the 12th:

Can be really attacted to soft and rather plushy features In others. Although Pisces rules over the feet these natives are usually more drawn to the emotional side of a person! For them it’s about energy so it’s a bit harder to explain how they look for physical attraction since it’s not something that’s really “palpable” in a sense! They adore sensitive types or people with a receptive nature to them. In a sense these natives value those with a rather soft and even warm expression to themselves. Now that being said these natives tend to like people who seem lost or have a private nature to themselves! Outcast or people who seem in need of love or being fixed! Unlike their sister sign they crave someone who can be a bad boy/girl or someone who isn’t necessarily “good” someone who is damaged or has a wall up can be rather attractive to them because in most cases they’ve also been through their fair share of let downs. So in a sense people with a more emotionally intense or problamtic Aura can be sexy to them. It’s not all bad though! These natives can also adore people with a caring and gentle voice/body/mind and soul as Pisces is the final sign which embodies all the signs as one! They can be drawn to anything the other signs in the 2nd house are but! The only difference is that it’s more spiritual than it is physical.

Veeeeeeins 👄

Cat Behavior

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

奈良県 桜井市 等彌神社　紅葉

そろそろ、紅葉の様子が気になってくる頃。今年はどんな色彩🍁を楽しめるかな？

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

➣ NBD people…  Just the latest thing trending on Twitter

➣ Oh, and you can access Trump’s original tweet HERE.

#SudafedHead

Trump is not well. #Sudafed #addict

Trump was never well. It’s just that now the proof is coming out.

It is at once hilarious and also incredibly frustrating to see this Tango fart man visibly and flagrantly breaking the law in just about every way possible, and every time something new comes out, everyone’s like, “OH!!! THIS WILL BE THE THING THAT RUINS HIM!!! THEY’LL GET HIM FOR THIS ONE SURELY!!!”

And then they don’t, and nothing happens, and then next week we find out that the Tango fart man broke the law in some other stupid, clearly observable way, also with no consequences.

on his shell he holds the earth

I hate photos like these. We get it. You smoke weed

i love it when the sky cancels itself out

ill prove it watch

see those three boxes? direct color grabs. now watch this:

thats because blue and orange are opposites. they cancel each other out, resulting in grey. awesome as fuck

heres something fun. when you bump up the saturation even the tiiiiniest bit, it is revealed that the blue and the orange are having a war

Heaven Gaia spring 2020 rtw

straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE

we care, it’s just hard to spell