I’VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

you can only kin characters you share a birthday with. how fucked are you

According to this page not a single damn one lol

Man

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

jaywalking is a near erotic experience to me

nobody understands the sexual dynamic between a jaywalker and the car they forced to slow down... the world isnt ready for this

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

dress for the vampire gaze

You’ve been visited by the easter moo moo 🐮 x

Like/rb for easter & spring to be just as lovely as him 🍃

doom yourself before the narrative does

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

ken is just ken.

And with your help we can make it 100%.