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- Good morning. - You look beautiful. - Your outfit is hella cute. - Your hair smells good. - Nice butt. - You’re sexy. - Good job. - You’re smart. - Keep going. - Stay strong. - Bon appetit. - You have great music taste. - Your blog is flawless. - I love you. - Good night.
probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature
imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street..
it happens sometimes :/
erster versuch das hochzuladen ist im äther verschwunden kein plan warum hier 2. versuch
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
“It’s… it’s good… *sniff*”
Stick it on his chestplate like a fridge
i got you covered fam
he’s a badass bounty hunter shhhh ignore that he looks like a human fridge
Meirl
my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.
Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.
my heart belongs to the ocean
Did anybody have “mysterious 12 foot tall metallic monolith discovered in the desert” on their 2020 bingo card?
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it gets better
two
sip sip🥣
really fucking tired of how white people constantly say shit like "i was a teenager when i made that!" or "i was younger when i said that" about racism as if 17 year olds are somehow too dumb to understand that saying certain words or degrading entire races of people is bad
instead of saying "i had racist views i never bothered to question, but have now addressed those flaws and changed them due to increased knowledge" they hide behind shit like "i was too young to understand the full significance" or "i was childish and immature" like. no. you weren't childish. you were racist.
sometimes we say and do stupid things, especially as children, but racism is racism. and saying "i was younger" is shifting blame, and I'm fucking tired of it.
White ppl say this shit as if racism doesn’t quite literally shape the childhood of POC.
White kids are too young to understand racism but children of colour are never too young to experience it
yeah! and if white people said shit like "i grew up in a racist enviornment where my own racism was never questioned and it took me years to realize i was wrong and correct those mistakes and am still working for the never ending process toward equality' i wouldn't mind!
but when white people say "i was young and stupid" what they're saying is: i don't take responsibility and i think what i did should be forgiven because children are stupid and now i totally am perfect and 100% racism free
Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
Love all my sensitive girls who make the most mundane things seem vastly more intimate and romantic
