alright everyone, let's be civil about this.

ok in response to that post bc im genuinely curious. for science.

reblog for bigger sample size

Hold on I’ve got a hunch so basically almost every “what’s your sexuality/label” post I see ends with bi and ace in second and first so

Reblog for bigger sample size

boy do i love not being straight 

feeling violent (i’m overstimulated)

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.