I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

Fascinating

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

I have no idea what this line is from

LIBERTÉ!

ÉGALITÉ!

FEMALEPRESENTINGNIPPLESITÉ!

Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala

Literally like something out of Stardust.

This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.

gowns aren’t usually my deal but Look

I want to get married wearing this.

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Well fuck me

This test just came for my life.

A rare picture of Princess Peach drawn by Ken Sugimori.

Oooooh!!!

HEY KENNY SWEETIE, HM? WHAT’S THIS YOU’RE DRAWING?

Keanu Reeves types like a hyperactive 13 year old with a deviantART account and it’s incredible.

I love him be nice

he types like someone who’s been alive for 400 years

chuckle

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

2002-2008 elementary school nostalgia

Can we please take a moment to talk about this???

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Your pokémon is remembering the first time it met you…

Your pokémon is relaxed. The sight of you might have made it feel more secure.

Your pokémon gathered all its energy to break through its paralysis so you wouldn’t worry!

Your pokémon toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!

Your pokémon is remembering the first time it met you…

Your pokémon is relaxed. The sight of you might have made it feel more secure.

Your pokémon gathered all its energy to break through its paralysis so you wouldn’t worry!

Your pokémon toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good

me, excitedly: so by Le Chatelier’s principle, no reaction ever truly ‘stops,’ it just reaches a point where it proceeds in both directions at the same rate for a net change of zero, which

my gf, knowing she’ll get to talk about glass-blowing techniques next: mhm, I see, interesting