Holistic Something With Queer Boats⛵🏳️‍🌈

Evan Buckley can be something so personal and special and I want to cradle him in my arms. He’s so me and I’m so him.

Begging ABC for Eddie’s realization to be like that one reddit post. You know the one. The “I think I’m homophobic bc I hate my gay roommate dating people” one. It’d be so funny. Please ABC

Thinking about how in Bones when Booth goes into a coma and dreams of an alternate universe married life with Brennan despite not even being together in the real world. And then he thinks that's how life is when he wakes up.

THE ANGST. THE FLUFF. THE NGST OF THE FLUFF.

I need a Buddie fic like this.

Pls & thank you

published my bucktommy fic earlier, so my brain has been available for Thoughts About Other Things and

say the speculation is right, and eddie does have a brain tumor that he only discovers because he started having these terrible headaches, but it's operable and the surgeon gets good margins so eddie should make a full recovery. but then he doesn't wake up. he just won't wake up after the surgery. he lays in the hospital bed, his head wrapped in bandages, all of his tests have come back fine, but he still doesn't wake up. and one day buck is sitting by his bedside and he's distraught because his best friend WON'T WAKE UP even though he should be awake by now, and he says "eddie diaz don't you dare make me a single father" but of course that's exactly when eddie's parents arrive from texas, walking in at exactly the wrong moment, so buck ends up telling them about the will. of course they're furious but when they call eddie's lawyer, they're assured that it's all legal and buck will in fact be chris's guardian if eddie happens to die

three days later eddie finally wakes up but by then his parents have gone back to texas, the whole 118 knows about the will, and now eddie has an entirely different headache to manage

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

being surprised about Tommy vs. not being surprised at all

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

drunk eddie vs hungover eddie

To save the earth maybe we have . To fuck it

Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.

germany will always remain a very morbidly funny concept to me. large land of sweaty numbers-obsessive woodland beasts who, when given enough resources, make really good cars and, when given more resources, invariably start killing a lot of people

when will we learn

it is worth noting that basically every white american, regardless of preexisting cultural ties, has had the soul of a small german pervert implanted in their cerebellum. this is the source of most archetypically american neuroses. sometimes the small german insists on doing product research for 3 weeks before purchasing a new smartphone (it will get you nowhere, you will buy Something and hate it for 3 months before it becomes a new techno-appendage; you will mourn its loss). sometimes the small german insists on obeying no trespassing signs. sometimes the small german makes one start trying to categorize certain demographics as indefinably undesirable.

it is your duty to excise this bavarian imp from your neural folds as expediently as you can.

other western euro nations are somewhat similarly predisposed to the behavior described in the original post, but the chain of cause and effect is a little more fickle and moody; it's a statistical correlation. however, you could raise a prussian in a plain white box bereft of external stimuli and it'd naturally start using its own various secretions to scrawl cave paintings of a new-model BMW MonsterJamming a crowd of climate protestors

some experts say you may be able to tame the brainkraut and achieve a holistic productive relationship via a sufficiently consistent diet of industrial electronic dance music and sturm-und-drang quasi-medieval sadomasochism, but i wouldnt hold my breath.

Gwat

pretty self-explanatory u can bust out a thesaurus, dictionary, and encyclopedia if it's truly necessary. maybe also read the principia discordia, that might help,

Oh, for sure. I just cant hear you over the electronic dance music playing super loud in my head all the time

Sehr gut.

This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKR’s incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people

1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao

do you guys ever just remember.

eddie diaz: i’m taken AT THE MOMENT.

what was that

Sam isn't included bc people are going to be weird about it.

*I don't think the human terms "child/teen/young adult" apply to Jack because he's not human and his situation is unique, but Dean still called Jack his kid (and Jack called Dean his dad), so Jack is in this poll.