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I'm a redneck.

I was born in the dark hills of Eastern Kentucky. I could shoot before I could walk properly.

By the time I was 12 I could pop the top off a gallon jug from 100 meters away (without a scope).

I DON'T NEED A MACHINE GUN TO DEFEND MYSELF.

There is no need for a weapon MADE for WAR to be held by a civilian.

I own a 9mm for defense, it holds exactly 9 bullets. Anything over that is OVERKILL.

I dont need an extended magazine.

I dont need an AR-15.

I dont need it. No one I know needs it.

I would rather the sale of these things be controlled than a child die because anyone without a felony can legally buy a gun BUILT for COMBAT and carry it into a school.

You don't get to tell me what I need, fudd.

Good for you OP don’t fucking buy one, just don’t tell me what I can and can’t do and we won’t have a problem. I ain’t giving up shit.

@echo2thesea I’m gonna buy more than enough weapons of war for the both of us, don’t you worry

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gaeonetta

really fucking pathetic if you need more than 9 bullets to defend yourself, either you’re a trash shot or in an actual combat zone. Like is an entire gang coming after you? the fuck did u do lmao

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kasaron

Can you, with absolute certainty, guarantee that a person will only need 9 rounds of 9mm to stop an assailant? 

Would you be willing to bet your entire life on the fact that there is no assailant situation where 9 rounds is not enough?

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oleathe

Do you anti gun control people think you’re making a good argument?

We get it you literally do not care about anyone else than you and your close friends and family.

But when that day comes when someone with an assault riffle kills one of your loved ones at random and all the guns in the world that you have, didn’t do jack shit, I hope you just shrug your shoulders and thank god your 2nd amendment was protected and all your faux- advocacy allowed them to do that.

But you won’t, it will take a horrific event many have already experienced to see you’re on the shitty side of things

I could lose a loved one in an actual mass shooting and it wouldn’t change my mind about gun rights or being anti-gun control.

makoraiderreally 

>fucking pathetic if you need more than 9 bullets to defend yourself, either you’re a trash shot or in an actual combat zone. Like is an entire gang coming after you? the fuck did u do lmao

There’s a video I saw on reddit. Four armed men invade someone’s home in the dead of night, and the resident fights them off. Imagine what would’ve happened if they didn’t all run after the first one got shot, and you missed one or two shots. Or they’re on drugs. Or even just plain adrenaline. Or some combination of the three.

Now you have four armed dudes who are pissed off and want to kill you even more, and you’re out of ammo.

“If you need more ammo, you’re a bad shot” is not and has never been a good argument in this context.

Oh, and almost nobody has “machine guns”, period. There’s a big gap between “handgun with more than 9 rounds”, and “machine gun”. Machine guns are almost never used in any form of crime.

oleathe >Do you anti gun control people think you’re making a good argument?

This coming from the person blatantly dodging the question about OP’s central premise.

>We get it you literally do not care about anyone else than you and your close friends and family.

You have absolutely no evidence for this. This is just a personal attack. And one, hypocritically, being used to defend someone who wants guns heavily restricted based on their personal opinion with no evidence. Seems pretty selfish to me.

> But when that day comes when someone with an assault riffle kills one of your loved ones at random

OP wanted to start by restricting handguns. Not “assault rifles”. Handguns. You’re trying to move the goalposts and steelman. 

Incidentally, you know what’s a more common murder weapon than all rifles combined? Bare hands.

> and all the guns in the world that you have, didn’t do jack shit, I hope you just shrug your shoulders and thank god your 2nd amendment was protected and all your faux- advocacy allowed them to do that.

And what if someone neutralizes the shooter before they can do anything? What about the fact that mass shooters deliberately target areas where guns are banned, so people can’t protect themselves effectively? Are you going to blame that on gun control?

How is it the gun owner’s fault they couldn’t protect themselves and others if they were following the rules?

> But you won’t, it will take a horrific event many have already experienced to see you’re on the shitty side of things

One of the students present at the Columbine shooting is now a pro-gun politician, IIRC. After Orlando, many LGBT people armed up so they could protect themselves. You are wrong. As usual.

I want OP to take a 9mm pistol with 9 shots and go fight a bear. Or a few wild boars. Or a pack of coyotes or wolves. Or a gang of 4 guys busting into their house in the middle of the night. Or just one really jacked up druggie. Or a corrupt government come to take their shit. See how that works out.

If they can survive and kill their assailant(s) with just the 9 bullets, then they’re right. No one needs more than that. But until then, I’ll keep my rifle, shotgun, and .45 thanks.

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guitarbeard

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

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Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

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@lastsonlost Do you want to nuke em?

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lastsonlost

I honestly don’t know what the point is sometimes giving how full-bore bloodthirsty these people are but okay. I don’t want to hear anyone claiming it was a joke later on. You want to play edgy, you’re going to get cut.

warning graphic imagery ahead…..

I really would like to know what women are trying to escape from when they are deliberately going out of their way to pursue and attack random strangers?

So I’m going to take a guess and assume OP endorse is all this shit. I mean I don’t normally assume but when people like OP make what appears to be blanket excuses for female violence I don’t see much of an option.

  1. ‘Every time I got rid of one weapon, another one would come’: Domestic abuse victim speaks out
  2. I stayed with my abusive girlfriend out of fear she would kill me

like somebody tell me how is this okay?

  1. Woman gets 15 years for brutal brick beating of 92-year-old grandfather

I would really like to know why it’s excusable for a woman to torture and abuse her child. Is someone going to tell me it’s the patriarchy backfiring?

Somehow all these innocent lives had it coming? Somehow the monster that shot up an elementary school is the real victim here?                                                        Is that what I’m being told?

All Things Considered I’m inclined to disagree with op. I think some women killed because they want to and they know they can…(or at the very least think so)

  1. Woman beats husband’s head in with a hammer. Now, her murder conviction has been tossed.
  2. Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer
  3. Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape
  4. Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it
  5. Woman kills man for refusing to marry her
  6. Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument
  7. Woman shoots her husband after argument
  8. Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it
  9. Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death
  10. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating
  11. Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game
  12. Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship
  13. Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies
  14. Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument
  15. Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating
  16. Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair
  17. Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin
  18. Woman runs over, kills cheating husband
  19. Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time
  20. Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe
  21. Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug
  22. Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift
  23. Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating
  24. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”
  25. Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris
  26. Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him
  27. Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument
  28. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift
  29. Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior
  30. Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument
  31. Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old
  32. Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her
  33. Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan
  34. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument
  35. Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush
  36. Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail
  37. Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex
  38. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts
  39. Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide
  40. Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument
  41. Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument
  42. Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him
  43. Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill
  44. Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep
  45. Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her
  46. Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas
  47. Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend
  48. Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts
  49. Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument
  50. Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death
  51. Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella
  52. Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument
  53. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom
  54. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun
  55. Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him
  56. Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself
  57. Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women
  58. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances
  59. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women
  60. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion
  61. Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina
  62. Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter
  63. Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband
  64. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day
  65. Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument
  66. Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone
  67. Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument
  68. Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him
  69. Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument
  70. Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan
  71. Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer
  72. Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument
  73. Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument
  74. Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior
  75. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body
  76. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute
  77. Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating
  78. Woman shoots man in the groin after argument
  79. Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss
  80. Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears
  81. Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend
  82. Women kills husband, commits suicide
  83. Woman shoots and kills man over argument
  84. Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her
  85. Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself
  86. Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep
  87. Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself
  88. Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party
  89. Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman
  90. Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him”
  91. Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him
  92. Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome
  93. Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles
  94. Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her
  95. Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance
  96. Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store
  97. Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling
  98. Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer
  99. Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her
  100. Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend
  101. Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom
  102. Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post
  103. Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash
  104. Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours
  105. Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself
  106. Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

  1. Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons
  2. Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her
  3. California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old
  4. Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children
  5. Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death
  6. Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy
  7. Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage
  8. Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter
  9. Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

  1. Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6
  2. Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean
  3. Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself
  4. Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide
  5. Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy
  6. Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus
  7. Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement
  8. Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan
  9. Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks
  10. Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter
  11. Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave
  12. Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism
  13. Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self
  14. Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son
  15. Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter

you know it’s post like this that make me feel more inclined to believe that men should be doing the escaping.

Anyone who agrees with op endorses all this. I hope you can live with yourself.

And here I am trying to reason with the unreasonable. God Help me.

I swear to god watching you just drop source after source of why there point is fucking dumb is just the best thing

God I sure hope its dumb, op excusing murder is a bit on the creepy side.

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beetledrink

i’m obligated to accept friend requests from people i knew from high school because otherwise how else would i see shit like this posted in earnest

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bogleech

Where’s the little felt coffin to put their little felt baby in after none of these things cure them of little felt polio?

SILVER???????

oh no, oh man oh jeez, did you not yet hear how people are straight-up drinking liquid metal as the latest health craze??? I really wish I was joking but I think someone already killed or nearly killed their children by making them do it

Reasonable people: lemon juice, honey and hot water mixed together can soothe a sore throat :) Lavendar helps you sleep :) Steam helps unblock your sinuses when you have a cold :)

Antivaxxers: I’m going to ignore all science and common sense and make my child drink molten silver instead of getting vaccinated to Prevent The Autism™️

Teaching children of the inevitability of their own death can be the hardest thing of all, no reason you cant make it fun with felt.

So I googled this bc I’ve never heard of it and yeah, “colloidal silver” has been marketed for the last 25 years as a cure for things even as serious as FUCKING AIDS. “No, don’t take your HAART cocktail that’s shown to reduce viral loads to zero and thus make HIV incommunicable, that’s all big pharma quack, just drink this toxic material instead and I’m sure you’ll be fine” !!!!!!!

These people are really out here killing people with their pseudoscience.

Get heavy metal poisoning to flex on science

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kaijuno

The Computer Room is such a weird concept nowadays but growing up in the 90s/00s we really had a whole ass room dedicated to our computer. Anthropologists 1000 years from now are gonna think we worshiped computers so much we had shrine rooms for them

we renamed it an office to try and pretend but we all know its a computer shrine still

I still HAVE the computer room in my house

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some-bs

My room is a computer room.

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colionnoir

1. All guns are loud 2. There is no such thing as full semi-automatic he should a part of the migos making up words like that. 3. The gun doesn’t kick that hard this Guy is just super saiyan beta. 4. Every gun is design to inflict maximum damage, their guns not water guns. 5. Learning to shoot an AR is Easy. 6. Any weapon in the hands of someone wanting to inflict damage can inflict a lot of dams he. Remember our deadliest school shooting was with a handgun. 7. Our media is garbage hot garbage. This should be considered malpractice.

#Repost @mrgunsngear ・・・ This isn’t a joke. This is ACTUAL footage of CNN trying to do a “fair” story on the AR15. Sadly, in the full story one of my former commanders, LTG® Hertling, says some things that were likely taken out of context to make it seem like the AR15 is the most dangerous rifle on the planet or something 🙄 - #cnn #neveragain #ar15 #556

What tha fuckin’ fuck?

My at the time five year old nephew could handle the recoil of an AR and it was the first gun he shot with my supervision. 

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some-bs

Careful there, you might give liberals heart attacks with those pictures of small children holding those DEADLY ASSAULT WEAPONS!

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sailed-0ut

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

DO IT PLS

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DO IT DO IT DO IT

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