[mom voice] targé
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
jesus h christ i need to get this paper done but i have -35325 motivation
it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004
This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“
And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“
and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon"
and i was like ‘I don’t get it'
and he was like “Periods"
and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves.
Lycanthropy is a feminist issue
me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems
there is no sacrilege quite like chewing a piece of pizza just to spit it out
Myra McEntire, Hourglass (via wordsnquotes)
Myra McEntire, Hourglass (via wordsnquotes)
i am so cute and bitter
why am i giving relationship advice to someone i fucked a few times
i’m too good of a person sometimes tbh
royal blue is a good color 👑 #ootd #lotd #selfie #lastRCCpic #selfie #whysoserious