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Tomorrow Is Promised To No One

@sgtnightwolfinthetardis

Artemia ~ She/her ~ Ace🖤🤍💜 ~ 30s ~ So many fandoms, so little time ~ A writer in theory, working on the practice ~
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You Smell Like Safety Masterlist

Pairing: Winter Solider x Mutant Fem!Reader & Bucky Barnes x Mutant Fem!Reader

Series Summary: Captured by Hydra for your ability to transform into a wolf, you were molded into a deadly hunter. The only solace you had was found in the arms of the Winter Soldier. This is your journey, from captivity in Hydra to freedom with the Avengers, and all the moments in between.

In Hydra Captivity (Winter Solider x Mutant Fem!Reader)

Running for Safety - You may not have gotten perfect grades in biology in high school, but you knew enough to know you wanted no part of the experiments you overheard the scientists talking about. Recently captured by Hydra for your ability to transform into a wolf, you take the first opportunity presented to run for your life. Alone and afraid, you suddenly find yourself in the company of Hydra’s deadliest assassin.

We Create Our Own Safety - When Hydra operatives try to take advantage of a Winter Soldier rendered helpless by his handlers’ orders, they discover just how dangerous you can be, and how fiercely you will protect what is yours.

Reunited at Avengers' Tower (Bucky Barnes x Mutant Fem!Reader)

You Smell Like Safety - Captured by Hydra for your ability to transform into a wolf, you were molded into a deadly hunter. The only solace you had was found in the arms of the Winter Soldier. Feeling ashamed and unworthy of a place in his new life after learning the truth about his service to Hydra compared to yours, you try to keep your distance after being rescued. You can’t outrun your past though, and when old memories threaten to tear you apart, your soldier is there to put you back together.

Coming Soon

The Safety of Brotherhood - Bruised, battered, and finally back in his own mind, Bucky Barnes returns to New York to turn himself in and face the punishment he knows he deserves. Steve disagrees, vehemently, and Bucky find himself living in Avengers Tower. Shamed by his actions as the Winter Solider and drowning in guilt, he is determined to suffer in silence. Too bad he has forgotten how stubborn Steven Grant Rogers could be.

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I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

  • 4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
  • 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
  • 1 TBs ketchup
  • 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
  • 1 Tbs bbq sauce
  • 1 Tbs steak sauce
  • 1 egg
  • mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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comfynb

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

“fueled by spite: a cookbook of revenge”

@instructor144 For recipe day. :)

For your Recipe Day delectation: “Fueled by Spite: A Cookbook of Revenge.” ^^^

RECIPE DAY

I need to add a kimchi recipe to this.. From “Mommy Dearest”

Oh wow! The feedback from this has been overwhelming! So many additional recipes and stories, I just don’t have time to add them all to the collaborative cookbook! So in the drive I included a google doc version of my copy of the cookbook. 

Feel free to add your recipes to it, it should be editable for everyone! Just please be kind to each other, and don’t delete each others work! It warms my heart how collaborative this has become!

With love, 

TT

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w33d-witch

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

A baby

VS an adult

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

purgoatory

What a beautiful creature.

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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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navybrat817
Anonymous asked:

Could use a cuddle with Bucky. 😭

Me, too, nonnie.

Open Your Eyes

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader

Summary: You aren't ready to face the day.

Word Count: Over 700

Warnings: Slight angst, comfort, insecurities, doubt, slight feels (it's me), Bucky Barnes (he's a warning, okay?).

A/N: For @flashfictionfridayofficial 's prompt: Open Your Eyes. ❤️ Not beta read and written on my phone, so any and all mistakes are my own. Please follow @navybrat817-sideblog for new fics and notifications. Comments, reblogs, feedback are loved and appreciated!

It was difficult to rise and meet the day. Heavy were the burdens and challenges that awaited you. As much as the rays of sunshine beckoned for you to get up as the warmth touched your face, you refused to budge. Staying in bed was comforting. Easier. 

This is everything!!! If Bucky were there to wake me up. I’d never need an alarm again. He’s so sweet here and I just want to lie with my head on his chest and listen to his heart beat while under a pile of fluffy blankets. 💜

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frengerino

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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fedyenkas

big submissive men holding your hips hard enough to bruise and rutting into you with everything they have, whining against your neck when you call them your good boy :(

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i just wanted to say thank you to every fanfic writer out there.

thank you for writing what others haven't, what others can't, what others won't.

thank you for writing what can be judged and hated, but writing it all the same.

thank you for indulging in something that you love and allowing the rest of us to love it with you.

if you have one kudos or one thousand, one comment or one hundred, one bookmark or fifty, i love each and every one of you for writing them.

thank you.

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