Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is literally the funniest video on this entire site
*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*
couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?
i had no time
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
how the fuck is this even real
it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s
If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you
describe your aesthetic in four words go
homeade bong im 11
hey whats
up
somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
most people: *some comic book shit*
me:
“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”
Honestly, that’s probably the most overpowered superpower.
WHAT IS THIS
Don’t talk to me unless these are your stats