Dear Tumblr

The Lion King (2019)

you don’t know what you have

until it’s gone

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.

Good info. Pass it on.

Autocorrect still hasn’t learned that “fuck” is used way more than “duck”

“if you were here i would hug you” “i’m here”

AAAAAAAAA

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

my hairy booty hole

Plot twist. (via Jonny_Wags)

Is this that “Dream Daddy” thing everyone kept going on about?

If ya Christian and you get mad when I say Jesus was gay but claim to be not homophobic, you’re homophobic

A former doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Fortunately, he could still make the cast.

you’re my favorite notification.

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

spaghett

spaghetti angel

ANGEL HAIR PASTA

a cryptid