Kate McKinnon | ELLE magazine, July 2017.
we asked
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“The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don’t have, the happier you will be.”
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
If you don’t eat pussy, keep walking.
#2017 in a nutshell
dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE
Me, July 3rd, 11:59pm: America is deeply flawed
Me, July 4th, 12:00am:
“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
i will reblog this every time because its just so fucking good
dailywomen’s 10k celebration - top 5 other ♥ (5/5) Jenna Marbles
“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’ “