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you were amazing

@lifeandeathepub / lifeandeathepub.tumblr.com

neil | they/them | 18+ | used to be andrewmyniard
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Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Explicit

  Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

  Relationships: Noé Archiviste/Vanitas

  Characters: Noé Archiviste, Vanitas (Vanitas no Carte), Amelia Ruth | Florifel, more like her voice for 5 seconds but still

  Additional Tags: Mutual Masturbation, Kissing, Pining, Established Relationship, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex (mentioned), shower sex (mentioned), Physical Intimacy, they're very silly and very in love, misuse of noe's hug pillow, Relationship Study, In a sense

Summary:

Noé looks into his eyes. “Can you show me?” he asks. “How you touched yourself while thinking of me?”
Vanitas’s face becomes bright red. “Why are you a pervert?”

(Vanitas and Noé, finally together.)

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dovesndecay

The way some folks talk about media is the equivalent of reading "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" and jumping to, "oh they murdered that baby"

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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

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kaurwreck

I am the loving co-steward of an extensive, two-part Bridezillas!au stemming from @sarahworm and I having watched way too much Bridezillas, an awful and manipulative program which we made @lifeandeathepub's problem. But if anyone could be worse than the production team, it would be Chuuya and Dazai. There's a part two for Akutagawa and Atsushi.

Conceptually, it's predicated on the show being more international than it is and Haruno and Naomi having tipsily submitted a submission tape for Chuuya and Dazai so deranged that the show decided to follow them for an entire television season of wedding planning rather than the show's typical structure of two episodes per bride with two brides sharing each episode. It's set in canon-verse more or less, so the boys are not supposed to talk about either the Port Mafia or disclose anything that may implicate the Special Division. They don't succeed.

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i love bridezillas au so so much, it's so great. have some more shenanigans

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witchstone

i asked an angel what the deal with lichen was and they got really skittish and told me they could give me the answer to anything in the universe but to please not ask them about the lichen

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