hadn’t made an audio in a lil bit so here yall go !! :)) inspired by cuntmichael as always ily queen 

harry seems like the type to be cast as the tree in a school play

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

"They've grown up together."

health, food and exercise resources for nerds who weren't taught this

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there are so many people out there who seem to not understand basic anatomy

like the fact that your head is supposed to be attached to the top of your spine, and not shoved up your fucking ass

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

My mom went with me and my sister to the ATL acoustic show in Baltimore on Friday and I dared her to wear her shirt that says “Master Baiter” on it, just in case we would see them. Idk, I thought it’d be funny. Anyway, later that night we went to The Rockwell and my mom went up to Jack and said “I wore this just for you” and showed him. He stood there for a second with this priceless look on his face and then pulled her into a hug. It was seriously one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. He is so adorable.

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

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Things to do when you meet a celebrity

They are human beings (and strangers) and don’t owe you shit.

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break