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Land Of Snowballs And Fun Times

@rotgfandomstuck / rotgfandomstuck.tumblr.com

Your name is the RISE OF THE GUARDIANS FANDOM and you're ready to have some FUN!
M!A: none
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The best conversation on Avatar the Last Airbender

Iroh: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice.
Zuko: Uncle, that is what all tea is.
Iroh: How can a member of my own family say something so horrible.
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loudons

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

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To all you experimenting drugs users out there

Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.

Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.

Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.

Please

also drink water

Don’t take anything unless you know what it is, and don’t mix things, from personal experience it can end very badly

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xcrashqueen

and if you try stuff like mushrooms or LSD or speed, please keep a friend who didn’t drop anything around to keep an eye on you and get you medical assistance in case of an emergency.

Don’t hold back from calling for an ambulance because you’re afraid you’ll get in trouble. EMTs don’t care what you took, they just want to save your life.

This cannot be stressed enough.

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ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

you’re right haha this isn’t a pun or anything!

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

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wittstheword

that is for trig… not calc…

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the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

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afternoobs

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

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hilloween

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE IN THE BACK

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Feed my character! *~Clean Kink Magic Anons~*

Strawberry Shortcake: Your character has shrunk!
Peanutbutter Swirl: Your character has changed sexes.
Gummy Snake: Your character is now very pear shaped.
Chocolate Milk: Your character is now very busty.
Pound Cake: Whenever a particular word is said, the character gains 10 pounds.
Candy Bones: Your character has animal ears and a tail (If a furry they become human with animal ears and tail) And have a leash and collar.
Candy Tassles: Your character is now wearing a very skimpy outfit. Any clothes they try to cover up with become skimpy as well.
Pocky: Your character is now in costume.
Giant Lollipop: Your character is growing!
Jelly Beans: Your character is now a slime person.
Candy Corn: Your character is now a Halloween monster!
Swedish Fish: Your character is a mermaid.
Candy Buttons: Your character grows out of any clothes they wear, causing them to tear, buttons to pop off, ect.
Chocolate Coins: Your character is now rich and spoiled.
Licorice Vines: Your character is now bound with edible rope.
Gingerbread House: Your character is transported to a place made of candy.
Whoppers: Your character's weight has quadrupled.
Candy Cigarettes: Your character's outfit is now skin tight.
Snowballs: Your character is convinced they need to prepare to hibernate.
Almond Bearclaws: Your character is now bara.
Macarons: Your character is in a frilly dress.
Chocolate Bars: Your character is experiencing some very strong cravings.
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reblogged

RG: battle!!!! Battleeeeee!!!!

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M!B: Ye-

*he looks down to see Rise in nothing but an apron*

M!B: Well you got busy

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RG: NO

RG: no don’t you…don’t you dare

*Battle smiled, and resumed pumping into Rise, kissing Rise’s neck*

You moan softly, biting your lip.

*Battle began pumping in faster, planting more kisses on Rise’s neck*

You whine, holding onto him tightly.

*Battle kept going, kissing Rise with his arms tightly around Rise* 

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