Sometimes around like 95 he said he didn’t need more money. He’s given away literally millions to his town (he had a little league field(?) build so his kid’s team could play) and to other notable charities for decades. He said, and has written in his books, that there’s only so much money a person needs and the rest is just vanity. He was taught that as a child and lived it as a multi-millionare (which he never truly was – bc he gave it away). He and his family lived in the same modest suburban house in the same modest Maine town since the 70s.

this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks

(via bertiebertthepom)

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

charlie weasley (age 12) meets newt scamander (age 87)

(on twitter)

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Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

I fucking love Danny DeVito.

since the writer of my immortal is apparently on tumblr

bad ending: we find her tumblr and she’s now a TERF or anti-sjw weirdo

neutral ending: we never find it and she continues to live a normal happy life

good ending: we find it and she’s still writing and happy

true ending: it was john green the whole time

the reason why theres no voice chat in nintendo games because gamers are disgusting across all platforms and nintendo knows this

Imagine the feeling when your book is so bad that the author of the “worst fanfic ever” comes out of hiding to officially deny being you…

What???

The author of “My Immortal” came out of hiding and updated her Fictionpress profile a couple of weeks ago, then re-updated it to assure people she wasn’t Lani Sarem, a woman who wrote a really really terrible book called “”Handbook for Mortals” and bought her way onto the NYT Bestseller List for a hot minute before her scam was found out

We live in the weirdest fucking timeline.

The fact she admitted to having a tumblr but didn’t want to give it out creates the concept of: one of us, if not many of us, could be mutuals with the author of My Immortal

This is the most powerful post on this website

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

You always have your self worth. You don’t need it ratified by anyone.

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

I have never played these games, so this is my best guess.