Holy Fuck it’s Been a While
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Hey, everyone. How’s it been goin’?
Please feel free to follow me at my new blog. PM me for the username! <3
Hey, everyone. How’s it been goin’?
Please feel free to follow me at my new blog. PM me for the username! <3
Hey, everyone. How’s it been goin’?
Please feel free to follow me at my new blog. PM me for the username! <3
Hey, everyone. How’s it been goin’?
Please feel free to follow me at my new blog. PM me for the username! <3
I woke up like this....
Two of my favorite things on Earth.
My son, Sushi.
My dream man. :)
“Tiarah was pursuing a dual degree B.S./M.S. program in the Peter J. Tobin College of Business where she recently completed her undergraduate degree in accounting in May 2016, and had just begun graduate work toward her Masters degree in taxation. She had a bright future ahead of her and was taken much too soon. The entire University community sends our thoughts and prayers to the Poyau family during this difficult time.” ~ St. John’s University President Conrado Gempesaw
Process this. Lay it out. Woman went to festival. Woman was dancing. Man said nothing, just started dancing on her. Woman said no. Woman literally got her head blown off. The man was so bothered by the idea that he was not wanted or needed in her space, so he killed her. If you move around these facts at all to try and justify her death….You’re a part of the problem. But you don’t have to be.
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Excuse me but
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray
Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”
“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”
“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”
The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.
“His eyebrows widened”
- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey
This post always makes me feel better about myself.
I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.
I nearly peed.
YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
Overnight in Khakassia, Russia by Alexander Nerozya
Pockets full of stones
The Hours + What The Water Gave Me - Florence + The Machine