When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t. “Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”
and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime
wtf is up w this “don’t call ppl ugly even if theyre bad” nonsense like. terfs are ugly, neo nazis are ugly, fascists are ugly, everyone whos bad is immediately ugly
out of all the vines i’ve seen circulating for the death of Vine, i havent even seen this masterpiece
Using glasses after 18 years of not knowing you needed them is like getting a next generation graphics boost. I knew stuff had texture, but I didn’t realize it was so detailed.
Oh look… MORE AWESOME SHIT NOBODY TOLD ME IN ART SCHOOL
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
What. This dog is the best.
THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE IN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN INTERNET
best one #rip
It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂
“[calming, gentle voice] Hey! That wasn’t so bad, was it? [chuckles] Alright come on, I’ll show you the buffet.”
this guy is cute as hell
when you have low approval from your welsh party members and high approval from your english party members
never forget
i come back to tumblr and this . this is what i see
when b99 does The Thing
since vine is being killed off let me show off some of my greatest vine hits
Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going “I don’t know you. We are not friends.” While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.
this is by far the weirdest vine ever
this is by far my most favourite vine ever
